About the five magic pills
I've been working on a book for the past 20 years or so. The five magic pills. But I haven't been working very hard, so it's not ready to be published yet. But I figured, why deprive the world of all of its wisdom in the meantime. So I'm giving you a sneak preview. At no cost to you.
Here are the five magic pills:
- Look Good. Always look good, because you can't give yourself the love and affection you really need.
- Practice Pure Positivity. With only positivity in your life, you will be so very happy.
- The Best Offense is a Good Defense. Your psychological defenses are your firend. Use them well, use them like a sword.
- Beautify. Make the world a more beautiful place. You'll succeed just by trying.
- Be a Mensch. By which I mean, Be a human being. You'll succeed without even trying. And success is a beautiful thing.
The five magic pills will turn your life around. Make you happy beyond your wildest dreams. Make you rich.
But in order to swallow the pills you have to wash them down with the water. The water is: Leave the thinking to me. The pills go down easier if you don't think about them. Or about anything, for that matter. This website will help you know what to think about all kinds of things, from politics to religion to, well, everything. So do your self a favor: leave the thinking to me.
About me:
You can call me dill. I don't wish to reveal my true identity. I'd like to say it's to keep the paparazzi away, but really it's just because I don't want to lose my day job.