Pop the pills. Wash them down with the water.

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The five magic pills are the key to your happiness and wealth. Come back often to learn more.

Leave the thinking to me.

My two brothers and I have stipulated that from oldest to youngest, we have gotten both scrawnier and smarter. As the youngest of the three, I hold the dubious distinction of being the only one with an IQ that is higher than his body weight. Well. . .not anymore. But it once was true.

So leave the thinking to me! If you are familiar with Ockham's Razor, you know that simple answers are better than complicated ones. And what simpler answer could there be than leaving the thinking to me? If you have a question, ask me and I'll give you the answer. 

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The five magic pills will turn your life around. Make you happy. Make you rich. In order to swallow the pills you have to wash the down with the water. The water is: Leave the thinking to me. The pills go down easier if you don't try to figure things out for yourself.

Send me a question.

I'll think it through for you!